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The Suits

Wands are Fire signs. That’s Aries, Leo and Sagittarius, or saggy tits as my teenage daughter calls them. These people are Happy AF. They will burn your shit, but for some reason you’ll kinda like it, and they’re always your bad influence friend. 

Swords are Air Signs. Gemini, Libra, Aquarius. They will chat you up just to judge you. You are wrong and they need you to know that and I hope you like assholes if you’re dealing with an air sign. 

Cups are water signs. Cancer, Scorpio and Pieces. They are big ol’ cry babies, secretly on drugs all the time and they want to adopt you. Always with the hugs. Don’t trust a Scorpio though. 

Pentacles are Earth signs. Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn. They’re mehhhhh kind of boring. Always building shiz....usually walls to their hearts, and they like food more that people. 

So now you have a good understanding of what you’re dealing with, I mean if you’re a Taurus and you just ate a whole tin of cornbread, you’re definitely in a Queen of Pentacles vibe, you know? 


Questions to Ask a Tarot Reader

You can ask the tarot anything, and it prefers you keep it real. The cards don’t judge and neither do I. Just remember, if you get the judgement card it can only mean one thing across all need to poop. 

Only thing you can’t ask tarot is how to get rid of tarot. 

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Energy Fart Cleanse

As featured on the Tarot Mood TFR live show!

Don’t let all those political posts in your FB newsfeed get your gut wrenching! Just go buy a big ol’ bag of beans at your nearest grocery store. Farrrrrt it all out. I’m moving this week so I’ll be doin a daily cleanse. 

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Chakra Shit

Behold, the Tarot Mood chakra chart description. I think I might sell this printed and laminated. 

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